Miserable Badger

I just read that this weekend is the most miserable weekend of the year. So I took this photo of someone I saw in the street to prove it.

But what is it with all of these bullshit statistics that say people are more miserable one day over another for this reason and this and that? Was it Vic Reeves who did the 78% of statistics are made up on the spot? What a joke.

In the Badger world this weekend is one of the best weekends ever because it is a day when we all head down to Dover and invade one of the major potato-importing ships. It's a very popular day because we can then have a massive potato party. And you know what happens when you get lots of potatoes together and lots of Badgers - mayhem!

The only time we have to be wary is when the bloody Big Old Dragon comes. That's when all of us with lame paws will have to work doubly hard to avoid him. Last year he came along and breathed fire at us all - only to inadvertently provide us with baked potatoes. It turned out to be one of the best meals we'd had! Silly dragon.

Anyway, in the meantime, beware the potato-wielding Badger!