Badger on the Razz

Well, there's a new one. I just drank a bottle of Pernod. Ever tried it?

Blimey, a bottle of that down and I was anyones! Who'd have thought it?

I recommend it but make sure you've got plenty of water on tap. Very tough.

Mrs Badger has been out for the day. I don't think she's going to be very pleased when she gets home. Oh dear.

Beware the randomly intoxicated badger.