Wireless

I have managed to sneak back onto one of those high speed things. It's great. I was rummaging under somebodys seat and I have now managed to smuggle some of his sandwich crumbs away.

Now he's gone to the toilet so I have dived into to quickly blog here. Now I'm nosing away, what do I say?

I will just tell you what I can see.

There is a fat bloke in front of me with a silly tie that looks like it was bought in the 80's. There is another bloke beside me who is talking incessantly into his phone.

Oh no, here come the conductor...better hide...